10 New Year's Resolutions I Wish My Two-Year-Old Twin Toddlers Will Make

1. Master potty training
2. Beat our plain pasta food addiction.
3. Let mommy and daddy use the bathroom in peace.
4. Work on our indoor voices.
5. Stop scribbling on furniture.
6. Sleep / nap more and shorten our bedtime routine. Two bedtime stories and saying good night to the 4 Mickey and Minnie stuffed toys on the bed will do.
7. Learn to share.
8. Keep our toys organized.
9. Stop swallowing the toothpaste. 
10. Let mommy and daddy tie my hair (Audrey) and wipe my face (Antonino) especially when we're outside so they won't be judged as parents.

Think these will hold through to the end of the year? What resolutions do you think should your kids make?