Dear Kate Middleton's Hair,
Let me start by saying I'm such a huge fan of yours. Twice after your owner, The Duchess of Cambridge gave birth, you still managed to stay glossy and voluminous. I remember your photos from Prince George's christening three months after The Duchess gave birth to him. You were thick and bouncy. Meanwhile, at three months post-partum, I started falling in clumps. There was even one time when my owner, Starter Mama counted more than 100 hair strands lost in a day. Because of this hair-induced heartache, I got cut from armpit length to nape length.
