Hey there! It's the twins here. Mommy and daddy fell asleep while burping us so we decided to hack into mommy's blog and write her weekly post for her. We don't really get why they're always saying parenting is so hard. If they didn't have us, who would be picking up the slack and helping mommy keep up with her weekly post schedule? Want to know what's hard? A baby's life. We've been so busy sticking to a strict schedule since day 1! Imagine getting hungry every 2 to 3 hours because of our tiny tummies. Pure torture. Oh well, that was a few months ago but now that we've grown a bit, here's what our day looks like:
Twin 1
4:00 AM
Wake up. Recite morning mantra:
I am powerful. I am in control. All the adults in this house are at my beck and call.
4:15 AM
Summon parents by crying.
4:16 AM
Parents not responding. Cry louder.
Twin 2
4:17 AM
Wake up to the sound of Twin 1's crying. Cry with him/her.
4:18 AM
Mommy and daddy are here. We can hear them murmuring "It's too early..." No it's not. You guys are late!
4:19 AM
Nappy change time... Please, we just want our breakfast.
4:20 AM
Finally... Milk!
5:00 AM
Burp and fall back asleep.
8:30 AM
Morning snack... Milk again! Been hearing talk about mommy and daddy giving us solid food next month. We can't wait!
9:30 AM
Bath time.
10:00 AM
Play time.
11:00 AM
Morning nap time.
1:00 PM
Lunch time.
Milk. AGAIN. Play with milk. Push bottle away.
1:30 PM
Demand milk by crying loud.
2:00 PM
Play time
3:00 PM
Afternoon nap time: Stay up and act extra fussy and clingy.
5:30 PM
Early dinner.
6:00 PM
Play time or nap time because we stayed up during our scheduled afternoon nap.
8:30 PM
Goodnight Moon. Our favorite! In the great green room...
9:00 PM
Last bottle of milk for the day. Getting really sleepy... FIGHT IT!!! Stay awake!!!
9:40 PM
In our cribs. Move around and make noises.
10:00 - 4:00 PM
Sleep.
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