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What The Stock: Maternity Fashion According To Stock Photos
Sunday, February 24, 2019
Labels:
humor,
pregnancy,
sarcasm,
stock photo,
what the stock
10 Faces Of Pregnancy In Emojis
Sunday, December 3, 2017
😀The Positive pregnancy test.
😵Morning sickness.
😝Unexplainable food aversions.
😍Hearing baby's heartbeat for the first
time.
😭Watching an ad about babies/children/pets
(can also apply to seeing the cost of baby gear).
😌First time you slip into maternity
leggings: Oh the comfort!
😒When a stranger touches your belly.
😣Constipation.
😖Getting up every 15 minutes to pee.
😳When you water breaks.
How I Spent My Maternity Leave
Sunday, August 13, 2017
Before I gave birth to the twins, I had this crazy idea that maternity leave = rest. But a week before going back to work, I was already thinking "What? That was it? My maternity leave is over? I feel like I haven't even fully recovered yet!" Instead of resting and recovering, my maternity leave felt like a temporary job assignment with two super demanding bosses and never-ending shifts. The truth is there's no rest when you're on maternity leave. To illustrate where those 78 days went (I gave birth via C-section), here's a breakdown of how I spent my maternity leave:
Labels:
humor,
infant care,
maternity leave,
newborn,
pregnancy
A Fascinating Look Into A Pregnant Woman's Brain
Sunday, July 30, 2017
Thanks to a scientific study*, we can finally get an inside look at a pregnant woman's brain.
*Based on one woman's experience
*Based on one woman's experience
The Best Post-Pregnancy Fitness Routine
Sunday, July 9, 2017
Labels:
binder,
motherhood,
postpartum,
pregnancy,
review,
shapewear,
wink
When Is It OK To Ask A Woman If She's Pregnant?
Sunday, July 2, 2017
"We have strollers in pink and blue. How far along is your pregnancy? Do you already know the gender?" asked the sales assistant. Yes, a girl and a boy. Except I knew because I already gave birth to my twins two weeks ago. I kept the last sentence to myself. My husband and I were in a hurry. Our twins were born three weeks early so they were still in the hospital. We just made a quick trip to the mall to buy their strollers and car seats then it's back to the hospital to be with our babies and do kangaroo care.
That was definitely not what I needed. But I just let it slide because I had bigger things to worry about. Then it happened again when I was 6 weeks postpartum. Here's the exchange:
Me: Do you have a wedge pillow for babies? (Shows photo)
Sales Assistant #1: We used to have that but now it's out of stock. (Turns to Sales Assistant #2) Right?
Sales Assistant #2: Yes. (Turns to me) Ma'am what you should get is a maternity pillow to help you sleep.
Me: No it's OK thanks.
SA #2: It's really helpful. I used it when I was pregnant and it helped with my back. How many months pregnant are you? When you're nine months pregnant your tummy will get even bigger and make your back sore.
Me: I already gave birth 6 weeks ago. AND YOU JUST LOST ANY SALES YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE OFF ME!
Don't worry, I also kept that last sentence to myself. Along with the thought that we really need to be careful when it comes to asking a woman if she's pregnant or when her due date is. To make it easy, we should have a reference guide like this:
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